Please help me!! it happens??

Ok, annoying question....but recently.... I cant tie my shoes...I try 2 tie them but later they get untied and it makes me sad D: I tried everything, tape, duct tape, glue, super gue, staples, gorilla glue even welded them. Before I did all this, i used the sticky sides of the posteds....In school i ask my teacher to tie them. Sometimes my parents but they would slap me....why wont they work...I HATE MY LIFE!!! I HATE THEM SHOES!!! GODDAMMIT!!! I hate everything....GODDAMMIT!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GOD..GOD...GODDAMMIT!!! WATS WRONG WIT ME????? STUPID SHOES!!! GODDAMMIT!!